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Love - John X ReaderYou stood outside the building where your prom was talking place. The music was just a dull roar from outside and the groud seemed to vibrate.
You leaned your hand against the wall and put your hands over your face and began sobbing.
The thing is, you had came to the prom. You had hoped your crush, Dave Strider, were still free but were too scared to ask him beforehand. You had gone up to him to ask to dance and he gave you the meanest reply ever, "Nah, [Name]. You're not cool enough." And he walked away. Yeah, c'mon, normal Dave reply much? But... It hurt you so much. You ran out, nearly falling as you went, making some mean bitches laugh at you. They laughed loudly, as if it was the funniest thing that had ever happened.
You rubbed your face, sure your tears had ruined you makeup anyway. You only bothered to put the shit on your face because of the young Strider. Damn, what a waste. You'd have to say sorry to your sister, Anna, when you got home for ruining all her hard work. You sni
John x Reader: Movie NightIt was a movie night for you and John. Of course, you and him weren't dating, but it sure felt that way. In any case, you knew what you were going to watch most likely, only because it made him happy; Con Air. Not like you watched it anyways, you were always too busy paying more attention to him. But, to your surprise, once you got there, there were a pile of movies on the floor, consisting of the titles Con Air, Snakes On A Plane, 2012, and more. It was a boat load of movies in short. You blinked, looking around for John. He knew you always invited yourself in, which amused you greatly. And there he was, sitting on the couch, staring at the ceiling, not realizing that you had walked in.
"John?" You asked, a smile tugging at the corner of your lips. Your [hair color] locks fell in front of your eyes, and you simply brushed it away. He over at you and gave a toothy grin. God he was just so derpy and adorable.
"Oh! When did you get here, ____ ?" He asked, smiling at you. You noticed how
Scandalous Fanfiction.You and Dirk were watching tv when his computer beeped. "[Name], can you answer it? I don't wanna get up." You scoffed at your otaku friend. "Lazy." "Thank you." He smirked. You laughed and went to his computer. 'undyingUmbrage? Who's that?' You shrugged and answered the dude.
-- undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT] at 12: 17 pm --
uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Lol I'm not Dirk, bro. XD
TT: I'm his friend [Name].
uu: SERIOUSLY? OKAY. WHERE IS DIRK?
TT: Sitting on his ass and being lazy. :I Why?
uu: WELL. WE CAN PLAY A GAME INSTEAD.
You stared at the screen. "Hey, Dirk?" You called to him. "Yeah?" "Who's undyingUmbrage and why does he want to play a game?" He groaned and came to you. "Oh God, not this guy. Just... go along with it, alright? The stuff he asks for is pretty tame." You were confused but nodded.
TT: Alright, Umbrage. What game?
uu: YOu WILL DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
Your eyes widened. "DIIIIIIRRK!! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO DRAW PORN?!" "Cal
John X ReaderA/N: Oh I don't know I don't know I don't know... How did I do this exactly? I guess I was inspired! Well this is my first reader-insert, and it's short. Don't be too harsh on me and en...joy?
Walking. Walking. Walking.
Unsure of what's going on. Unsure of how I'm moving. I'm so confused. What's going on?
Thoughts the same as these kept running through your head as you kept walking the halls of your high school. Nothing seemed to make sense anymore.
One minute you were plodding happily down this hall you're aimlessly walking down now, the next you lost all feeling in your being.
You thought of asking someone for help, to make sense for these sudden attacks that happen randomly. Yet you didn't ask. Heck you didn't even know why you didn't ask for help. You could ask the cool kid Dave, or bubbly Jade, or the seemingly dark Rose, or even that derpy nerd John.
You stopped in your tracks and sigh, half way down the hall. You have good friends, a good family, and other good
JohnXReader~You sat on the hill, leaning against a tree. This is the place where you would come when you were sad. You were just turned down by your crush yesterday. You sighed. "It's so pretty up here... I almost forgot about the turn down..." Then you heard someone sit down behind you. 'What the...' You thought as you looked over to get a better look at the person. It was a boy in a blue outfit with a blue scarf thing on. He sighed, but jumped when he noticed you with a little blush on his face. "Uh... h-hello there...." He smiled nervously. "Hi..." You said. "So watcha doin' here?" You asked. "Oh... u-um.... I come here when I'm sad..." He said and put his head down a little. You went to sit in front of him. "Oh... I come here when I'm sad too...." You whispered and sat down. He lifted his head at that comment. You saw his face and he looked kinda...cute. "R-really? Wow... I've never seen you here.... Ahhh oh- I'm being rude... hehe.. I'm John Egbert!" He said and smiled, blushing a little
Loads of Trouble - JohnxReaderxDave
You sighed as you walked down the streets past the multitudes of coffee shops and clothing boutiques. Jade and Rose had just texted you apologizing that they couldn’t make it to the meet up with you. You hoped that finally all five of you guys could at least have one day where you all hung out, but that seemed impossible nowadays. You put away you phone and continued to walk to the park where it was said you guys would meet up. You turned the corner only to see two familiar figures. One was clad in blue and the other in red. They seemed to be in a fist fight and attracting a whole lot of attention.
Your eyes widened and you ran over to them, nudging past the dense pact of bodies circling around the boys. You finally arrived to the middle where both of the boys were immersed in their fight. “John! Dave! Stop it you two!” You shouted dodging the punches from both boys.
“I am so gonna kill you Strider!” John yelled drawing back his arm, about to punch Dave.
John x Reader: RememberRemember
School was starting up again for you, which was not what you wanted at the moment. You are currently dealing with things at home; your sister was pregnant. Aside from that, you were really looking forward to school, as someone had told you that there was a new boy in class; you really hoped it was HIM.
Quite a while ago, you had met someone and their Dad when you and your sister were lost. He was ever so cute; spikey black hair, ocean blue eyes, pale white skin and innocent buck-teeth. His Dad looked after you and your sister until your Mom found you.
The alarm rang in your ears, the dreaded sound of Justin Bieber; you really needed to change it. You hurried to get dressed, and soon ran down the stairs to find your sister sitting in the middle of the floor, asleep. "Uh, Sis?" You said to receive no response. You wondered why she sat in the middle of the kitchen asleep, but didn't think too ha
Yandere!JohnXReader: His delicious tearsYou curled up into a fetal position underneath your [colour] blankets and squeezed your eyes shut; you didn't want him to find you. Not him. No. Not after what you saw. Or what you thought you saw. You tried to relax but found no use when that horrible image raced through your mind like a lion on the loose. You bit your lips and silently prayed that he won't do it again. That it was probably just a dream. Or you went insane cause you took an overdose of sopor slime pies or some Faygos. You were a witness of this crime scene that sent Dave packing to the hospital to be healed and tended to. The thought of John actually doing this frightened you. It was also close to being very terrified.
He was... smashing, their skulls.
And you saw the horror that was bestowed upon your classmates. You stood there, trembling in fear, wanting to stop him from smashing their skulls with his hammer. You just came from your swimming practice and your hair w
Dave X Reader [CRACK]
You turned around, seeing the one and only Dave Strider. ... Without his shades. Your eyes widened. "D- Dave, where are your shades!?"
He lunged towards you and gripped your shoulders. He whispered with a twitch of the eye, "Freaking imps, maaaaaaaan."
"... Are you alright?"
"No," Dave whispered, his face nearing yours. "I'm Dave."
Not even a single sound let alone a syllable was uttered from you.
"[Name]?" Dave asked, still whispering. "[Name], are you dead? Hey. Hey. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey."
Right then, Bro somersaulted into the room and shut the door, throwing Lil Cal at you and Dave and snapping a picture with a camera. Then, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everyone did the dinosaur.
REQUEST: Great Job, EgderpYou were watching tv when your phone rang. "Ugh... lazy..." You mumbled as you went to get it. "Hello?" "Hey, [Name]!" You heard your friend, John's, voice on the other end. "Hey, John. What's up?" "Uh... You wanna go to the park?" You thought for a second. "Hmmm..... Sure. Bored anyway." He laughed. "Okay, I'll come and pick you up! Be there soon!" He hung up. You raised a brow as you put the phone back. "Pick me up? When did he become a gentleman?' You shrugged, sitting back on the couch. 'Well, I wonder why John wants to hang out suddenly?' You shrugged to yourself.
A few minutes later, someone knocked on your door. You went to the door and found John. "Hey, John." "Hey. Ready to go?" You nodded, turning your lights off and locking your door. You two started walking to the park, with you noticing that John was kinda jumpy. "John?" He looked at you. "What's with you, today? You're jumpy." He sighed. "Uh.... well... I uh..." He blushed. "Ireallylikeyou." You replayed that in your head
Hal (ReaderXHal)“I mean, yes and no.” You shook your head, unable to keep the smile off your face. “You may have started out as a copy of him, but you developed from your own experiences—learning from his mistakes and yours.”
Technically speaking, there weren’t mistakes; they were all calculated. The words appeared on the computer screen in front of you, responding to your voice.
“True, but he didn’t make those same choices so you got both results under your belt.” You nodded, affirming your own thoughts as you flipped through the playlist of music that he had sent you. “Not bad. Some of these are kind of cool.”
Being a copy of a cool kid tends to have that effect.
“Is there data on that?”
He had tried to copy himself about seven times before. Each of them were cool. So the data is 100%.
“So what went wrong when he made you?” You asked with a coy smirk as you turned the volume up slightly,
Wishes are Ironic .:Reader X Dirk:.Haha...Well the plot for this was very thick and got mixed up. I hope this satisfies you. This is mainly based of my own life,so have fun. Also Pokemon and some 100d language.
( Readers POV )
You sighed happily,the sunset almost gone and stars beginning to shine through. The truth was you wanted with all of your heart to sit with your bro,Dirk and watch this fantastic giant star set. You and him go back so far,as in Pokemon YELLOW old.
You traded Pokemon cards with Dirk during Elementary,you had an extra cute Eevee card while he had the one card you needed to 'catch them all'. It was the relic Mew,from the first movie. He reluctantly agreed to such trade and then offered to battle you. Not just any battle though,if he won you'd have to be his best friend forever,but if you won...you two would get married. This was a very common thing for kids so young,and didn't matter all that much to you at the time yet now the very thought makes you blush. H
Dave x Reader - Bodyguard - Chapter Eight [FINAL]It was finally the end of the school day. You wanted to talk to Dave about what he had said during gym class to ask him if it was actually true. You thought that since he was cool, he was messing with your head or something. You hoped to gog that it was real though.
Karkat had said he would meet you out front on the stone steps. You sat on them, waiting patiently. Something in your head told you to just leave him and meet up with him at home, but you knew he would be mad if you did that, so you just sat and waited. You always wondered why it took Karkat so long at the end of each day. You figured he was just having some kind of anger fit about his locker getting jammed or something. That was what usually kept him.
You heard footsteps coming towards you. You jumped off the step immediately. “Karky, what took you so-“ You stopped, seeing that it wasn’t your brother standing before you.
It was Vriska and her gang of gruesome high bloods.
You weren’t sure whether to
Tavros x Reader - The ZooToday is your birthday, congrats! You're now 17. For your birthday, your mother got you two tickets to the nearby city zoo, which you haven't gone to since you were tiny. You get to bring one friend with you, hence the second ticket. Your family has agreeded to let you go alone since you've gotten to 'that age'.
Sadly, none of your friends are available today!
Who shall you take?
You finally get through the long line at the zoo, pushing your neighbor's wheelchair in front of you. Tavros Nitram, your neighbor, was an old friend of yours back in elementary school, but sadly, you two stopped talking for unknown reasons once you both started the 7th grade. You recalled him loving your deceased cat, and enjoying the numerous talks about animals- real and fictitous- you had when you were littler. So, after inviting him with an awkward phone call, and him accepting the invite politely, here you two were.
Pausing by bench, you pulled out the brochure you got when you walked in stretching you
John x Reader: TiltingYou stared lethargically at your screen and sighed loudly. There was nothing to do. You had no e-mails, no messages, no anything, really. You tilted back in your chair. It squeaked in protest but you ignored it.
You smiled a bit, finding how entertaining the tilting of the chair was.
"FIDDLESTICKS!" you screamed as your chair fell backwards and the back of your head met the ground. "Owww."
Your phone vibrated in your pocket. "OH, SO WHEN I INJURE MYSELF, NOW I GET PESTERED?" you yelled at no-one in particular and took your phone out of your pocket and tapped the Pesterchum tab.
ectoBiologist [eB] began pestering (insertchumhandle) [c/h] at [insert a time and date here]
[eB]: hey, are you alive
[c/h]: No, I'm buried in a hole because some guy ran me over with his steamroller.
[eB]: I was just being sarcastic
[c/h]: Of course, I could totally hear your sarcastic tone through your typing.
[c/h]: And now I think I'm going to get amnesia because I just hit the ba
Amusement Park: John x ReaderYou met him at a this very amusement park.
How ironic that this is where you two went for your first date.
==> Reader and John: Ride the roller coaster.
The first place you two went was the roller coaster, run by none other than your crabby troll friend, Karkat.
"WHOA. WAIT. WHAT. YOU TWO-?!" he spluttered.
"Yes, Beep Beep Meow, John and I are together," you replied. Hah, the so-called Master of Romance himself, at a loss for words at a newfound love!
"(name), WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT?"
"Not to?" you said innocently.
"YES, AND YET YOU STILL DO."
You and Karkat have a few more snippy exchanges before John interrupts.
"are we going to ride this roller coaster of what?" he says.
You glance at Karkat, shrug, and go to get on... But it stops.
"Aren't you going to do anything about it, dipshit?" you say.
"WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE," he says. With that, he puts up his "ON BREAK" sign and walks away.
==> Reader: Test your strength.
"Test your strength!" You squeal
Dave x Reader: Ironic (Request)Rating: [PG]
You huddled in your warm blankets, staring blankly at the TV screen. You had no idea what crap movie you were watching. Something John had recommended. It was pretty lame, so you hadn't paid attention to half the movie, and you never would.
'This isn't something Dave would watch. It's not 'ironic'. That means this movie isn't cool. Yeah, this is totally lame. Hmph.'
To explain your childish thoughts, you looked up to Dave. You thought he was so awesome. And hot. You wanted to be exactly like him. You have to admit, you had a tiny crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? You surely thought everyone wanted a piece of that. But you'd never think Dave would think you were cool. You were, well, kind of a dork. A 'not ironic' type of dork. And you really wanted Dave to think you were awesome too, so you always tried to imitate him in a way that was not obvious.
'How am I s